Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Pierre-Auguste Cot La Tempete

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gate slammed shut.
Sergeant Colon turned to Nobby.
'Did exhibit A have a nose, Nobby?'
'Yes, Fred.'to you?' said Colon.
'No. It had a couple of holes in it.'
'Well, I don't know about noses,' said Colon, 'but either Brother Boffo is dead wrong or there's something fishy going on.'
'Like what?'
'Well, Nobby, you're what I might call a career soldier, right?'
' 'S'right, Fred.'
'How many dishonourable discharges have you had?'
'Lots,' said Nobby, proudly. 'But I always puts a poultice on 'em.'
'You've been on a lot of battlefields, ain't you?'
'Dozens.''Then what was that about?''Search me.' Nobby scratched a promising boil. 'P'raps he meant a false nose. You know. Those red ones on elastic? The ones,' said Nobby, grimacing, 'they think are funny. He didn't have one.'Colon rapped on the door, taking care to stand out of the way of any jolly amusing booby traps.The hatch slid aside.'Yes?' hissed Boffo.'Did you mean his false nose?' said Colon.'His real one! Now bugger off!'The hatch snapped back.'Mental,' said Nobby, firmly.'Beano had a real nose. Did it look wrong
Sergeant Colon nodded.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Caravaggio The Lute Player

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man who said "No More Kings".'
People were staring. Vimes' face went from the red of anger to the red of embarrassment. There was little difference in the shading, however.
'Oh . . . he was Commander of the City Guard in those days,' he mumbled. 'They called him Old Stoneface.'
'Never heard of him,Carrot. A fat old man. Surrounded by lots of children.'
'Oh yes,' said Vimes, carefully. 'He was very fond of children.'
Carrot waved at a couple of dwarfs.
'I didn't know this,' he said. 'I thought there was just some wicked rebellion or something.'
Vimes shrugged. 'It's in the history books, if you know where to look.'
And that was the end of the kings of Ankh-Morpork.'
'Oh, there was a surviving son, I think. And a few mad relatives. They we' said Carrot.'He, er, doesn't appear much in the history books,' said Vimes. 'Sometimes there has to be a civil war, and sometimes, afterwards, it's best to pretend something didn't happen. Sometimes people have to do a job, and then they have to be forgotten. He wielded the axe, you know. No-one else'd do it. It was a king's neck, after all. Kings are,' he spat the word, 'special. Even after they'd seen the . . . private rooms, and cleaned up the . . . bits. Even then. No-one'd clean up the world. But he took the axe and cursed them all and did it.''What king was it?' said Carrot.'Lorenzo the Kind,' said Vimes, distantly.'I've seen his picture in the palace museum,' said

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Cao Yong MY BALCONY

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She never told me about it,” said Granny, with her usual ability to read Nanny’s expression through the back of her own head.
She leaned closer to Jason, almost hanging from the
plunging beast. “The price for being able to shoe anything,
anything that anyone brings you ... is having to shoe any-
thing anyone brings you. The price for being the best is
always . . . having to be the best. And you pays it, same as
me.”
The unicorn kicked several inches of timber out of the
door just get that forge hot.”
“But if I nail iron to it I’ll—“
“Did I say anything about iron?”
The hom took a stone out of the wall a foot from Jason’s head. He gave in.frame.“But iron—“ said Jason. “And nails—““Yes?”“Iron’11 kill it,” said Jason. “If I nail iron to ‘n, I’ll kill ‘n. Killing’s not part of it. I’ve never killed anything. I was up all night with that ant, it never felt a thing. I won’t hurt a liv-ing thing that never done me no harm.”509Terry Pratchett“Did you get that stuff from my dresser, Gytha?”“Yes, Esme.”“Bring it in here, then. And you, Jason, you

Friday, April 24, 2009

Paul Cezanne Card Players

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that opened it up. There must have been a very deli-
cate area of instability very close. It’s hard to describe, but if
you had a rubber sheet and some lead weights I could
demonstrate—“
“You’re trying to tell me those . . . things exist because people believe in them?”
“Oh, no. I Magrat didn’t know much about jungles, but she thought about apes in trees, smelling the rank of the tiger.
Apes never admired the sleek of the fur and the bum of the
eye, because they were too well aware of the teeth of the
mouth.imagine they exist anyway. They’re here because people believe in them here.”“Ook.”“He ran off with us. They shot an arrow at him.”“Eeek.”“But it just made him itch.”“Ook.”“Normally he’s as gentle as a lamb. Really he is.”“Ook.”264LORDS fiNQ Lft0f£6“But he can’t abide elves. They smell wrong to him.”The Librarian flared his nostrils.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Leonardo da Vinci Head of Christ

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some boxes and cases piled by the bed. So ... a guest room.
The thoughts trickled through the silence of her brain, one after another.
She lady.”
The window was no escape this time. There was the bed to hide under, and that’d work for all of two seconds, wouldn’t it?
Her eye was drawn by some kind of horrible magic back to the room’s garderobe, lurking behind its curtain.
Magrat lifted the lid. The shaft was definitely wide enough to admit a body. Garderobes were notorious in that respect. Several unpopular kings had met their end, as it were, in the garderobe, at the hands of an assassin with good climbing ability, a spear, and a fundamental approach to politics.wondered if they’d sing to her, and if she could stand it again. Maybe if you knew what to expect. ..There was a gentle tap at the door.“We have your friends downstairs, lady. Come dance with me.”LQR06 ftffD LftQ/£6Magrat stared desperately around the room.It was as featureless as guest bedrooms everywhere. Jug and basin on a stand, the horrible garderobe alcove inade-quately concealed behind a curtain, the bed which had a few bags and bundles tossed on it, a battered chair with all the varnish gone and a small square of carpet made gray with age and ground-in dust.The door rattled. “Let me in, sweet

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Claude Monet Monet's Garden at argenteuil

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, sir.”
“No?”
“My mum says none of us can help how we’re made,”
said Shawn.
“What a singular lady. And what is her name?” said
Ridcully.
“Mrs. Ogg, sir.”
“Ogg? Ogg? Name rings a bell. Any relation to Sobriety
Ogg?”do wonderful breakfasts.” He sniffed again, and beamed.
“Now that” he said, “is what / call fresh air.”“He was my dad, sir.”“Good grief. Old Sobriety’s son? How is the old devil?”“Dunno, sir, what with him being dead.”“Oh dear. How long ago?”“These past thirty years,” said Shawn.“But you don’t look any older than twen—“ Ponder began. Ridcully elbowed him sharply in the ribcage.“This is the countryside,” he hissed. “People do things differently here. And more often.” He turned back to Shawn’s pink and helpful face.“Things seem to be waking up a bit,” he said, and indeed shutters were coming down around the square. “We’ll get some breakfast in the tavern. They used to
Shawn looked around carefully.
“Yes, sir,” he said. “That’s what we call it, too.” ‘ There was the sound of someone frantically running, and then a pause, and King Verence II appeared around the comer, walking slowly and calmly

Monday, April 20, 2009

Leroy Neiman Amphitheatre at Rivera

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devil for excusing themselves on the carpet.”
Nanny unearthed the shyest article of Granny Weatherwax’s bedroom crockery and moved it across the rug with her foot.
“I brought you a cup of tea,” she said.
“Good job, too. Mouth tastes of moths,” said Granny.
“Thought you did owls at night?” said Nanny.
“Yeah, but you ends up for days trying to twist your head right round,” said Granny. “At least bats always faces the same way. Tried rabbits first off, but you know what they are for remembering things. Anyway, you know what they thinks about the whole time. They’re famous for it.”
“Grass.”
“Right.”
“Find out anything?” said Nanny
“Half a dozen people have been going up there. Every full moon!” said Granny. “Gels, by the shape of them. You only see said, after a while.
“No, no,” said Nanny. “Borrowing’s a real skill. You’re really good at it.”
“Prideful, that’s what I am. Once upon a time I’d of thought of asking people, too, instead of fooling around being a bat.”
56silhouettes, with bats.”“You done well there,” said Nanny, carefully. “Girls from round here, you reckon?”“Got to be. They ain’t using broomsticks.”Nanny Ogg sighed.“There’s Agnes Nitt, old Threepenny’s daughter,” she said. “And the Tockley girl. And some others.”Granny Weatherwax looked at her with her mouth open.“I asked our Jason,” she said. “Sorry.”The bat burped. Granny genteelly covered her hand with her mouth.“I’m a silly old fool, ain’t I?” she
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“Our Jason wouldn’t have told you